anti-cult goldfish crackers (by skyisempty)
- 1 bag of pepperidge farm cheddar flavored goldfish crackers
purchase goldfish crackers from your local convenience store and feed them to either yourself or any other recent vicitims of mind control or brainwashing.
when accompanied by a soft scratching under the chin (such as one would pet a ferret) this technique has been shown to have startling results.
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